This will go down as one of the most epic things to ever happen in this young man’s life.
As much as I hate crimes of any sort, it’s quite hard not to either giggle, snort, or even possibly guffaw at this story.
David Edward McCosby, 53, was arrested by the Shenango Township Police Department in connection to the an incident which allegedly took place of August 27th. On the date of the alleged incident, a 17-year-old male was cutting grass at his residence on Hollow Road when he drove into the street to turnaround and went into the path of an oncoming vehicle. The maneuver apparently cut off McCosby because he preceded to get out of his car (apparently working with the one last nerve he had left), allegedly clothesline the teen off the mower and assault him.
Mr. McCosby then walked back towards his vehicle, stopping and kneeling down as if in prayer (a ‘Tebow’).” He then fled the scene.