Goldilocks has apparently grown up into a sticky fingered lush.
In Sanford, Florida, a burglar broke into a family’s home while they were away for Christmas.
The burglar apparently knew the family would be away for a while because he/she proceeded to go into the family’s refrigerator, take out food, microwave and eat the food.
He apparently also relished in the household liquor cabinet, drinking most of the contents.
Seemingly suffering from food itis he/she then went into the guest bedroom and took a nap.
After the nap, the burglar rummaged through the family’s belongings, stole about $500 worth of gold jewelry, including a watch, ring and bracelet, according to the police report.
The burglar then left the residence, with a bottle of Jack Daniels and the keys to a 2007 Cadillac…though the Cadillac was left in the driveway.
(Goldilocks was probably to drunk to drive)
It’s not clear when the burglary took place.
The couple reported they had left Dec. 21 for vacation and discovered the items missing when they returned Friday.
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