Meet Brenda Schumann, 51, of Vero Beach, Florida.
This spritely ol’ lass was recently separated from her hubby a few months ago, but that didn’t stop her from paying him a visit at 2:30a.m., Friday, December 21st, to show off her rifle.
The unexpected visit came as a surprise to the 42 year-old chap, as he was spooning his new 33 year-old paramour at that exact moment.
Pointing the rifle at the completely blitzed couple, Schumann threatened to shoot them both.
The husband somehow was able to wrestle the rifle away, but that didn’t stop Schumann’s rampage.
The husband locked the raging maniac out of the master bedroom, where she urinated on the carpet at master bedroom’s door. After marking her territory, she proceeded to the kitchen where she began to defecate all over the kitchen floor. She found a second rifle and began destroying Christmas presents and decorations with it.
After making sure that she was the grinchiest grinch of them all, she left the rifle, and ran to hide out in an apartment nearby.
When investigators found her, Schumann said, “I found him in bed with a naked chick what was I suppose to do.”
It could be argued that better options exist than having an armed encounter, urinating and pooping in non-standard places and destroying seasonal decorations and other items.
Schumann, of the 5500 block of 12th Street in Vero Beach, was arrested on charges including aggravated assault/domestic violence, aggravated assault, battery and resist arrest without violence.
This woman is an absolute nut…
Or very heart-broken…
But what a way to start a Christmas!
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